reheals:

in this generation, you can’t tell if someone is 13 or 18

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13 hours ago // 120,761 notes

deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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13 hours ago // 570,601 notes

hennyjones:

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

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13 hours ago // 157,702 notes

r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

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“no.”

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13 hours ago // 297,753 notes

legalmexican:

I only accept anon hate in size 12 Times New Roman double spaced MLA format

(via apprici8)


13 hours ago // 247,041 notes

drunktrophywife:

tinychatter:

tinychatter:

what do you call a sunburnt penis

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Kyle this is the worst

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13 hours ago // 177,653 notes

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

4kuma:

In ancient Rome; men found guilty of rape had their testicles crushed between two stones.

Personally, I think they should start doing this again

thats great… we can call it the Nutcraker Consequence 

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